First, a few points: Aunt Betony doesn’t have a swimming pool. Aunt Betony lives in a 1-bedroom dump, the lot name of which I don’t remember, but… Read more “The Only Relevant Screencaps from Aunt Betony’s Swim Party”
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Sir Cakesalot and the Holy Cake
Acacia finally had a baby with husband Monte. I think she conceived when she was four days from elderhood so, just under the wire. I would be… Read more “Sir Cakesalot and the Holy Cake”
‘Did You Know Fern Bloom Was Filthy Rich?–I Would Never Have Guessed!’
So, what to do with all that money? Oh! You guessed. (Please let’s all ignore that the tall window on the left is hung backwards, okay? In… Read more “‘Did You Know Fern Bloom Was Filthy Rich?–I Would Never Have Guessed!’”
Snowflake Day Is Here Again. Let’s See If the Blooms Can Ruin It.
Where did the spring and summer go? Honestly, those seasons fly by in a gardening family. I almost wish I’d made Winter longer, as that’s their only… Read more “Snowflake Day Is Here Again. Let’s See If the Blooms Can Ruin It.”
Another Birthday Extravaganza
The Blooms had another one of those weeks in which everyone aged up. First it was the twins: Lifetime Wish: Forensic Specialist/Dynamic DNA Profiler. She was given… Read more “Another Birthday Extravaganza”
The Graduates Return Home
Bjorn and Acacia’s last week of university was a fairly relaxing one. I think the most taxing thing Acacia did, besides study, was care for the goldfish… Read more “The Graduates Return Home”
A Week at Home
Remember sad Magnolia, looking all sad and very, very pregnant as she said goodbye to Acacia and Bjorn? Well, she exacted her revenge by going into labor… Read more “A Week at Home”
Mother Nature Challenge, Generation Zero: Epilogue or, Bjorn Won’t Get off the Stage
I don’t know what it is about this guy, honestly. Partly, I guess, it’s that I work him so hard during the week, and he’s done so… Read more “Mother Nature Challenge, Generation Zero: Epilogue or, Bjorn Won’t Get off the Stage”
Mother Nature Challenge, Generation Zero, Week 4: It’s Everyone’s Birthday
Seriously, if you just want the short version it’s right there in the title. Literally every member of the household aged up. Technically, Acacia became a Teen… Read more “Mother Nature Challenge, Generation Zero, Week 4: It’s Everyone’s Birthday”
Mother Nature Challenge, Generation Zero: Children Two and Three, Betony and Corydalis Bloom
Here is what happens when you have twins unexpectedly, and you are a bad documentarian: You forget to take a portrait of one of them. So here,… Read more “Mother Nature Challenge, Generation Zero: Children Two and Three, Betony and Corydalis Bloom”