He had never forgotten her, never forgotten how beautiful she looked that night, never forgotten her hospitality to him. He had studied and lived with the Sims… Read more “Ogbu’s Revenge”
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Go and See Her. Today.
Acacia came into the kitchen smiling at the sight of her father and Fern watching television together. Her father seemed to be making up for lost time… Read more “Go and See Her. Today.”
Dietmar’s Graduation Disaster
Things got off to a bad start the night before, when a robbery attempt resulted in everyone standing around the kitchen, complaining that they couldn’t get outside… Read more “Dietmar’s Graduation Disaster”
An FAQ on the Bjorn and Magnolia Bloom Divorce
Q: Wait, divorce? Really? A: Yep. Q: Did you do this? A: Nope! Q: Then who did? A: Magnolia. Q: Why? A: Do you mean why, programmatically… Read more “An FAQ on the Bjorn and Magnolia Bloom Divorce”
Lucille
Spoiler alert: I’m talking about Magnolia.
Elder Drama
The week began happily enough, with Bjorn being due for promotion to Star News Anchor. I sent him off bright and early to one of his favorite… Read more “Elder Drama”
Let’s Just Conclude This Already
“Tonight, we–” Sorry, Randy Cowan! I’m canceling Part 3 of the Real Witches of Sunset Valley reunion on account of your being on my last nerve–not unlike… Read more “Let’s Just Conclude This Already”
The Real Witches of Sunset Valley, Part 2
“Welcome back, everyone!” “Just to remind you: If you missed last night’s magical mayhem, didn’t get it on DVR, whatever, you can tune in this weekend, when… Read more “The Real Witches of Sunset Valley, Part 2”
The Real Witches of Sunset Valley
“Tonight, we return to Waterfall Way to sit down with the real witches of the Bloom family for some shocking revelations. We’ll go behind the scenes and… Read more “The Real Witches of Sunset Valley”
The Next Great Sadness
It was the weekend. It was his birthday. I will not brood. He watched his eldest daughter, still “perfect in every tiniest detail” to him, help his… Read more “The Next Great Sadness”